Burping(bur-ping) bodily function. 1.What's the big deal you say? Owen exhales new life into the noble art of belching. Owen's burps are always quite raunchy and have been known to steam up windows. Even more fearsome is his "death-burp". First, Owen belches with his mouth closed. He then holds the belch in his mouth for five full seconds, counted out on his fingers. Finally, Owen delivers his deadly payload of noxious mouth-gas with a puff of breath. Victim beware! 2.Owen is also quite practiced in "burp-speak", that is, talking while burping. Here are a few samples for your enjoyment: a juicy belch (35 Kb AIFF) and some "burp-speak" (16 Kb AIFF)

The Chugger (tha chuh-ger) habit. 1. Some people drink vodka in little shot glasses. Owen prefers to chug vodka as if it were water. What more needs to be said?

Freaky-Squirrel Laugh (free-key-skwerl-laff) bodily function. 1. For such a big guy, Owen can laugh like a little rodent or something. Owen usually laughs like everybody else (whatever that is), but the freaky-squirrel laugh (38 Kb AIFF) is pretty weird, even for Owen.

Dude-Man (dood-mann) saying. 1. Isn't it annoying when someone calls you "man"? Isn't it even more annoying when someone calls you dude? Leave it to Owen to discover the most completely annoying way to start a conversation.

The Jockey (tha jah-key) habit. 1. Owen has this tendency to parade around the apartment in nothing more than his white Hanes jockey-shorts. Not for pregnant women, people with heart conditions or the faint of heart.

Maeng! (maing) saying. 1. Adam Sandler has this pretty funny album called "They're All Gonna Laugh at You" (I especially like track 3, entitled "Buddy"). One particular sketch involves a character called "The Buffoon" who tends to say "maeng!" at the end of his sentences. To properly say maeng, click here and listen to Owen's.

Non-bastarding (non-bas-terd-ding) saying. 1. The origin of this particular Owenism has been lost. The general form of this saying is "You Non- (insert verb or verb-phrase) -bastard". For example, if you don't do that shot of vodka with Owen, you might hear "You non-drinking-bastard!". One famous application was: "You non-roadtripping-bastard".

Ovat (oh-vaht) saying. 1. Okay, this is a little complex, so just bear with us. You see, in Russian grammar, it is possilble to Russify some foreign (mostly english) verbs by basically adding an "ovat" to the end of the verb. For example, to park becomes "parkovat". Owen takes this to an extreme, heedlessly creating new Russian verbs. Failovat, throw-it-in-the-trash-can-ovat, shitovat, walkovat (verbs of motion in Russian are very confusing) and the infamous: check-email-ovat. In the end, Owen ovatovats.

Spenceing (spehns-ing) gesture. 1. Also known as "Corkying" (44 Kb AIFF) or "being a retard". You know you said something stupid when Owen begins to twitch and feign general retardedness. Once, Owen had me laughing so hard from corkying I was literally rolling on the ground. 2. Spenceing (101 Kb AIFF) comes from an Erasable Inc. performance. Now those guys are Certifiable Retards. 3. Corkying (82 Kb AIFF) is taken from that loveable guy from that show that was on TV.

Yummerific (yum-mur-rif-ik) saying. 1. Describes something tasty. Often heard after consumption of something "yummy", e.g. pizza, beer, raspberry-flavored Stolichnaya vodka, pickle-juice and vodka, etc. 2. Sometimes used to describe certain members of the female species: That chick is yummerific!